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Michael's re-imagined headlines highlight the ridiculous events of the week. The newsmakers of note this week are:
Scotland, Prince William, Home Depot, Ray Nagen, Panera, Rob Ford, Oscar Pistorius, Apple iWatch, Tim Cook, Olive Garden, Walkman, Edward Snowden, ISIS, and the Princeton Review.
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