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Mark Pahlow is the owner of Archie McPhee, world famous supplier of novelties and oddities. He was born in Ohio, but got bored and left. After being employed as a bookseller, census taker and viking, he found his life’s calling creating things like the Punching Nun, Handerpants and the Devil Duckie. In his spare time he enjoys eating steamed pork dumplings, feeding ducks and visiting Bruce Lee’s grave.